Tag: humor
member name: Lesli B.
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January 31, 2008 11:29 AM EST --
Having a Bad Day????
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed,
on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical
condition.
This . . .
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August 16, 2008 10:58 AM EDT --
Tenjewberrymud
It's amazing, you will understand the above word by the end of the conversation......
Read aloud for best results. Be warned, you're going to find yourself . . .
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September 03, 2008 12:13 AM EDT --
If you give a kid a camera, you never know what you're gonna see.
Sky.
Grass.
. . .
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September 17, 2008 09:06 PM EDT --
Doors:
Do not allow closed doors in any room. To get door opened, stand on hind legs and hammer with forepaws. Once door is opened, it is not necessary to use it. After you have ordered an "outside" . . .
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February 14, 2008 10:57 AM EST --
This has got to be the cleanest joke my uncle has ever sent!
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the forest road when she sees the big bad wolf crouched down behind a log. " . . .
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May 07, 2008 09:07 AM EDT --
Most of America's populace thinks it very improper to spank children as was the preferred method of yesteryear.
I recently tried other methods to control my kids when they have one of "those . . .
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September 18, 2008 09:37 AM EDT --
Continued from Guidelines For Cats, Part One.
I believe we left off on cat games. We will be continuing today with toys.
Toys:
Any small item is a potential toy. If a human tries to . . .
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February 24, 2008 10:55 AM EST --
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was . . .
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January 19, 2008 10:08 AM EST --
Sipping Vodka
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.
The monsignor replied, "When I am worried . . .
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January 23, 2008 09:03 AM EST --
THIS SEEMS HARD TO BELIEVE, BUT SOME HOW I DO BELIEVE IT !!!SAD TO SAY
Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the
menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken . . .
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September 12, 2008 08:57 AM EDT --
A wonderful little gem from my email.
More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.
Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on . . .
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December 10, 2008 08:59 PM EST --
It's a romantic full moon , when Pedro said, "Hey,
mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."
Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said . . .
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January 18, 2009 05:47 PM EST --
Speechless......
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January 21, 2008 11:39 AM EST --
Frozen pipes. who needs to do dishes anyways.
Mile long icicles hanging from the roof, come crashing down every time the door is opened. One smacked me on the head, would someone please pass the Advil. . . .
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January 15, 2008 08:56 AM EST --
Happy Retirement....
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make
their days interesting.
Well for example, the other day my wife and I went into . . .
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June 16, 2009 12:14 PM EDT --
I saw a billboard sign that read--
NEED HELP, CALL JESUS 1-800-005-3787
Out of curiosity, I did.
A Mexican showed up with a lawnmower.
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June 25, 2009 12:56 PM EDT --
I figure this is photoshopped, but it still makes me smile. He knows how to state a point doesn't he? If you could have a "talking" fish like this what would yours say?
I've flagged this since the fish . . .
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May 08, 2009 09:32 AM EDT --
"Raising a kid is part joy and part guerilla warfare."
---Ed Asner
"Teenager with nose ring, baggy clothing and spiked hair to friend: I don't really like dressing like . . .
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June 08, 2009 12:35 PM EDT --
Looking for the PERFECT footwear. I swear it should be an olympic event. My daughter would bring home the gold. After trying EVERY pair in the store she was still undecided.
And so we begin.
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September 09, 2008 11:37 PM EDT --
Apparently I never should have had the two that I did!
Are you considering having children? To determine whether you are truly prepared for the experience, we suggest you take this set of simple tests... . . .
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