Tag: jokes
member name: Lesli B.
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January 31, 2008 11:29 AM EST --
Having a Bad Day????
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed,
on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical
condition.
This . . .
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August 16, 2008 10:58 AM EDT --
Tenjewberrymud
It's amazing, you will understand the above word by the end of the conversation......
Read aloud for best results. Be warned, you're going to find yourself . . .
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January 25, 2008 12:24 PM EST --
NEVER HEARD CREATION EXPLAINED THIS WAY BEFORE !!!
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and
populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower . . .
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February 14, 2008 10:57 AM EST --
This has got to be the cleanest joke my uncle has ever sent!
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the forest road when she sees the big bad wolf crouched down behind a log. " . . .
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May 07, 2008 09:07 AM EDT --
Most of America's populace thinks it very improper to spank children as was the preferred method of yesteryear.
I recently tried other methods to control my kids when they have one of "those . . .
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February 24, 2008 10:55 AM EST --
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was . . .
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January 19, 2008 10:08 AM EST --
Sipping Vodka
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.
The monsignor replied, "When I am worried . . .
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January 23, 2008 09:03 AM EST --
THIS SEEMS HARD TO BELIEVE, BUT SOME HOW I DO BELIEVE IT !!!SAD TO SAY
Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the
menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken . . .
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January 15, 2008 08:56 AM EST --
Happy Retirement....
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make
their days interesting.
Well for example, the other day my wife and I went into . . .
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May 04, 2008 09:31 PM EDT --
From my email.
How to deal with a telemarketer:
Say, "No," over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each no, and keep an even tempo even as they're trying to speak. Maybe sing . . .
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January 15, 2008 08:52 AM EST --
NEVER TICK OFF A NURSE....
A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he . . .
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