Tag: random
member name: Lesli B.
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January 31, 2008 11:29 AM EST --
Having a Bad Day????
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed,
on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical
condition.
This . . .
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February 06, 2008 12:54 PM EST --
A few interesting facts about the human body.
The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm.
A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft . . .
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January 25, 2008 12:24 PM EST --
NEVER HEARD CREATION EXPLAINED THIS WAY BEFORE !!!
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and
populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower . . .
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February 14, 2008 10:57 AM EST --
This has got to be the cleanest joke my uncle has ever sent!
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the forest road when she sees the big bad wolf crouched down behind a log. " . . .
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February 24, 2008 10:55 AM EST --
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was . . .
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March 02, 2008 09:02 AM EST --
Our Kittens were born at noon yesterday. We have four new additions.
One looks like a tabby, the other three resemble dalmations.
I didn't know my momma kitty was into inter-species relationships, . . .
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January 19, 2008 10:08 AM EST --
Sipping Vodka
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.
The monsignor replied, "When I am worried . . .
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January 22, 2008 09:53 AM EST --
What's your favorite thing to do on a cold and snowy day?
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January 23, 2008 09:03 AM EST --
THIS SEEMS HARD TO BELIEVE, BUT SOME HOW I DO BELIEVE IT !!!SAD TO SAY
Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the
menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken . . .
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January 20, 2008 08:56 AM EST --
What would you miss the most if you lost your hearing?
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January 25, 2008 10:39 AM EST --
Are you afraid of the dark?
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January 21, 2008 11:39 AM EST --
Frozen pipes. who needs to do dishes anyways.
Mile long icicles hanging from the roof, come crashing down every time the door is opened. One smacked me on the head, would someone please pass the Advil. . . .
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February 04, 2008 12:28 PM EST --
In the very near future I have to transport a large number of decorated cupcakes. Does anyone have any advice on the best way to do this?
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February 06, 2008 02:11 PM EST --
What if anything, did you give up for Lent?
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January 17, 2008 10:16 AM EST --
Have you seen my pants? They seem to have run off with a band of pants gypsies. Somedays I need more help than others.
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